I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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