i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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