I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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