Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
