doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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