You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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