Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
