I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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