like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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