Don't you send me to vm
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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