I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's rum buckets o'clock
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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