Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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