She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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