yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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