my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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