If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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