Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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