is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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