You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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