this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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