mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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