in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I FOUND THE LEGS
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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