i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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