I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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