so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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