I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We need a shit load of segways right now
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Randomize