So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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