is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
