I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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