i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
