I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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