well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm always down for nudity.
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