fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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