do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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