they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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