So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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