As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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