yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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