You're my little dorito
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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