We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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