You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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