her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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