i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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