But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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