Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize