Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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