I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
