My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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