You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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