The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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