your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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