spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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