I like to think it a success when the cops are called
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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