that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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