is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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